Welcome to my shitty webpage! For those who don't know me, I am a proud graduate of the highly respected Columbus College of Art and Design. My "work" has appeared in such high-brow rags as CRACKED and MINESHAFT and my own self-published underground classic, RAZOR BURN. I have exhibited throughout central Ohio (a major acomplishment) and, for some reason, Germany. But what do the critics have to say? Well, Mike Sangiacomo of the Cleveland Plain Dealer says "Raunchy" and PUNK PLANET says "Good." That's it. I have no other quotes to pull. Now give me freelance work!